I ran out of room for the whole script… maybe Autodesk is getting tired of me, lol… I would have liked the whole scene submitted, find it below.
AUTOCAD: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir CAD USER.
I am AUTOCAD, King of the Fatal Errors.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest bugs in the land to join me
in my Court of Corrupt Plots.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Profile.
AVERAGE CAD USER: None shall pass.
AUTOCAD: What?
AVERAGE CAD USER: None shall pass.
AUTOCAD: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir CAD USER, but I must
Crash this drawing.
AVERAGE CAD USER: Then you shall die.
AUTOCAD: I command you as King of the Fatal Errors to stand aside!
AVERAGE CAD USER: I move for no man.
AUTOCAD: So be it!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[AUTOCAD chops the AVERAGE CAD USER’s left arc off]
AUTOCAD: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
AVERAGE CAD USER: ‘Tis but a scratch.
AUTOCAD: A scratch? Your arc’s off!
AVERAGE CAD USER: No, it isn’t.
AUTOCAD: Well, what’s that then?
AVERAGE CAD USER: I’ve had worse.
AUTOCAD: You liar!
AVERAGE CAD USER: Come on you pansy!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[AUTOCAD chops the AVERAGE CAD USER’s right arc off]
AUTOCAD: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
[hah]
AVERAGE CAD USER: Come on then.
AUTOCAD: What?
AVERAGE CAD USER: Have at you!
AUTOCAD: You are indeed brave, Sir CAD USER, but the fight is mine.
AVERAGE CAD USER: Oh, had enough, eh?
AUTOCAD: Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arcs left.
AVERAGE CAD USER: Yes I have.
AUTOCAD: Look!
AVERAGE CAD USER: Just a corridor glitch.
[bang]
AUTOCAD: Look, stop that.
AVERAGE CAD USER: Chicken! Chicken!
AUTOCAD: Look, I’ll have your alignment. Right!
[whop]
AVERAGE CAD USER: Right, I’ll do you for that!
AUTOCAD: You’ll what?
AVERAGE CAD USER: Come ‘ere!
AUTOCAD: What are you going to do, audit / purge on me?
AVERAGE CAD USER: I’m invincible!
AUTOCAD: You’re a loony.
AVERAGE CAD USER: The AVERAGE CAD USER always triumphs!
Have at you! Come on then.
[whop]
[AUTOCAD chops the AVERAGE CAD USER’s other alignment off]
AVERAGE CAD USER: All right; we’ll call it a draw.
AUTOCAD: Come, Patsy.
AVERAGE CAD USER: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow
bastards! Come back here and take what’s coming to you.
I’ll audit your fatal errors off!
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